Up at the crack of a sparrows fart

Hmmmm, you maybe be wondering why i am posting at 7:16 a.m. on a Sunday morning? Well, there are a couple of contributing factors:

1. The blinds/curtains in our bedroom are CRAP. I thought it was about 10:00 when i woke up, not 6:30. So, so sad.

2. Yesterday, i finally managed to track down and purchase the dresser (below) from IKEA that i have wanted (yearned??!) for forever. Brett is putting it together now, so i think it is best to stay ot of his way. So, finally i have it and i can get rid of the one i have has since i was 14.

My Mum

As you may or may not know, there is a fast food chain called 'Aporto Chicken'. On my recent visit home, i was driving with my mum past it's construction site, where my mum advised me that we are getting a new chicke shop called..................... 'Portfolio Chicken'.

hehe
love my mum.

Tastes like....shit.

Firstly, thank you chickies for your lovely comments re: my imminent death from hayfever. As you can probably tell, i made it through alive, and realisticlly, i probably wasn't go to die from it in the first place(although it felt like it!)

p.s- in case your wondering, i was so doped up on drugs, i have had this intense taste of gross in my mouth that i just can't get rid of.

Maybe vodka will get rid of it?

p.p.s- please dont focus on the insane amount of spelling errors in this post-you wouldn't think that i proofread for a living would you? (I swear, i am good at my job, just incredibly lazy at home!)

Seriously,

can people die from severe hayfever???

Maybe i will be the first?

Hayfever= not fun, especially while trying to do assignements.

Pure Brilliance!

OMG, this is a brilliant website -Passive Aggressive Notes

If you haven't seen it before, you must take a gander.

I want....

This.....

And this....


And yes, they are from Peter Alexander

Confessions....

... I like Avon perfumes. And before you make any assumptions, they have really pulled their fingers out the last couple of years and have made NICE ones. (No Imari or musk for me)

yes, i am serious.

Slightly...drink...oops, i meant drunk!

yep, and i am wearing my pink velour track suite top(the paints have to be taken up because i am a short arsr!).

OMG, should i be handling hot beaerages right not?

bye!

Best Club Ever

On the weekend i went to a club that played:

1. Play that funky music white boy
2. Baby got back, and
3. Thriller

I think it is the best club ever and thought you should know.

Essential.

I am sooooooooooooooo getting this track suit. I don't care who you are, no wardrobe is complete without pink velour.

And yes, i am serious.

It's from Peter Alexander. The second best thing i sleep with ;)

I love summer

Pretty dress

Yucky.

I can't stop sneezing. I am all congested and have massive amounts of WARNING-you may want to not read what i am about to write- SNOT. Yep, gooey, yucky, slimy snot. And now my nostrils are starting to hurt even though i have those lovely aloe vera tissues.

I need help. I need a cure. I need a lobotomy.

p.s- what is a lobotomy? Maybe i dont need one...?

Argh.

pps- Do you think i should buy the top below? Maybe it will make my feel better, and then i can concentrate in my assignment?? Maybe? Worth a try? (please?)

Want? Yep!

I also really like this top...


Hmmm, can you tell i have an assignment to do??

More.

Why??? Why do i want so many clothes all of a sudden??? It's some weird, freaky torture. Or maybe, it's because i am slowly getting rid of my 'country' clothes, and moving into a more 'city' style? All i can say is, thank god my wage increased when i moved!

Maybe?

Last night i went to a comedy bar, a I felt like i was in a Seinfeld episode (minus the outdated clothes of course- oh, and Jerry, but thats a minute detail)

More Shoes

See? Pretty. They are a charcoal colour and thought they would be awesome for work. Although, the lady told me they were made with snake skin. Slightly freaked out, but will try to deal with it.

Is this going to give me bad karma?? Time will tell i guess...!

Random purchases

I have recently bought 2 CDs:
1. The Vines

2. Pete Murray

Love them both.

I have also bought some books:
1. Valley of the Dolls. (I have bought one previously, but someone pilfered it.Argh.)

2. The Journals of Sylvia Plath. (I have heard alot about this lass, but haven't read anything yet. Looks fairly deep, so wish me luck!)

3. Count Me to the Stars by Kylie Johnson. (It's a book of great poems. You need to google it- i am way to lazy to provide a link at the moment!)

4. Hipter Haikus. (Yes, furthering my love of Haikus. Once again, too lazt to put a link up.)

Gee, i seem to have a bit of attitude tonight. Ah well, deal with it!
:)

At least i am consistent

Today i purchased these little gems....




The dress is heaps cute, it has little bluebirds all over.

Bring on spring *sigh*

You can get them from Frock You

Life Purpose

I am thinking about buying some Roller Skates. There are a couple of reasons..
1. They are cool.
2. I actually think i might use them! (well, for a little while at least)
3. The name of the skates is 'StarFire 500'. I kinda just love the name.
4. It's possible my purpose to life is to bring skates back. Not Roller Blades mind you, but Roller Skates.



Thoughts?

I love foreign people!

I have been compiling a list of mixed phrases that i have heard and find higly amusing and thought i would share the love...

1. I would love to be a spider on the wall ( as opposed to being a fly on the wall)
2. I didn't want to stir the boat ( as opposed to stirring the pot)

and finally, my favourite...

3. I wanted to stab his head off! ( i'm not sure what this is supposed to be, but it makes me giggle all the same!)