Haikus inspired by the bus...

The bus was soooo gross today, but did inspire these...

I feel bad that your
facial hair is abundant but
am glad it's not mine
...........................................
Help! I am stuck on
public transport with the crazies
I want to get off

Reading...

So, for the past month or so I have been reading The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath. One word-Brilliant!

Its a massive book, but so, so worth it. My favourite quote so far (when thinking about attention from boys) 'how could that not frost my cake?'

Love it.

Some things never change

I love simple dresses. Therfore, i love these dresses.

Want..

This purse...



Love Spencer and Rutherford bags and purses. They are sooo decadent. I will have to find $170 for this one though. Hmmm, how can i justify it to the credit card?

Wondering...

if birds have a penis?* I realise they have something, but is it a penis, and if so, do they have testicles AKA balls?

I would google this question, but i am afraid, very afraid, of what would come back!





*Do not ask me why i am wondering this.There is no logical, reasonable answer. Just go with it.

Up at the crack of a sparrows fart

Hmmmm, you maybe be wondering why i am posting at 7:16 a.m. on a Sunday morning? Well, there are a couple of contributing factors:

1. The blinds/curtains in our bedroom are CRAP. I thought it was about 10:00 when i woke up, not 6:30. So, so sad.

2. Yesterday, i finally managed to track down and purchase the dresser (below) from IKEA that i have wanted (yearned??!) for forever. Brett is putting it together now, so i think it is best to stay ot of his way. So, finally i have it and i can get rid of the one i have has since i was 14.

My Mum

As you may or may not know, there is a fast food chain called 'Aporto Chicken'. On my recent visit home, i was driving with my mum past it's construction site, where my mum advised me that we are getting a new chicke shop called..................... 'Portfolio Chicken'.

hehe
love my mum.

Tastes like....shit.

Firstly, thank you chickies for your lovely comments re: my imminent death from hayfever. As you can probably tell, i made it through alive, and realisticlly, i probably wasn't go to die from it in the first place(although it felt like it!)

p.s- in case your wondering, i was so doped up on drugs, i have had this intense taste of gross in my mouth that i just can't get rid of.

Maybe vodka will get rid of it?

p.p.s- please dont focus on the insane amount of spelling errors in this post-you wouldn't think that i proofread for a living would you? (I swear, i am good at my job, just incredibly lazy at home!)

Seriously,

can people die from severe hayfever???

Maybe i will be the first?

Hayfever= not fun, especially while trying to do assignements.

Pure Brilliance!

OMG, this is a brilliant website -Passive Aggressive Notes

If you haven't seen it before, you must take a gander.

I want....

This.....

And this....


And yes, they are from Peter Alexander

Confessions....

... I like Avon perfumes. And before you make any assumptions, they have really pulled their fingers out the last couple of years and have made NICE ones. (No Imari or musk for me)

yes, i am serious.