Stinky gym

Today i went to the gym. It's been ages (or so my pants have been telling me), so off i went to the gym around the corner. It's quite different to my old, country hick gym in NSW (this one has a tv on each machine!) but i slowly but surely got back into it.

So, there i was, walking up a storm, when i smell a skanky, disgusting fart. Yep. There is only one other normal looking women next to me who must have been the offender. Seriosuly though, she didnt look like she could have something that stinky come from her, but she did.

The stench lingers so i move onto another machine. So, there i was, stair climbing away, when i smell another, even worse, fart. What is it with people farting near me? Are they trying to tell me something? Am i not following new gym rules? Is this some type of initiation?

Maybe next time i will return fire? Fart on demand.

Has this happened to anyone else?